Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

- Stephen Wright

I believe in poker the way I believe in the American Dream. Poker is good for you. It enriches the soul, sharpens the intellect, heals the spirit, and - when played well, nourishes the wallet.

- Lou Krieger

If you play bridge badly you make your partner suffer, but if you play poker badly you make everybody happy.

- Joe Laurie Jr

If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.

- Paul Newman

In poker, good players win and poor players lose

- Lou Krieger

The guy who invented poker was bright, but the guy who invented the chip was a genius.

- Unknown

In a game of poker, I can put the players' souls in my pocket.

- Beausourire

I must complain the cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand. 

- Jonathan Swift

Poker is... a fascinating, wonderful, intricate adventure on the high seas of human nature.

- David A Daniel

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